This page is not available in other languages. Both Max and Paddy are oblivious to this. The actor/comedian Reece Shearsmith turns up in this episode as one of Max's old friends. * ThePigpen: Paddy considers Max to be this. After an altercation with fellow prisoner Pepe, the pair of them meet Raymond the Bastard. Billy also appears in said flashback before he returns as the main supporting character in Episode Six. * PsychopathicManchild: Apart from being murderously violent, Billy the Butcher spends time engaging in trivial debates with Paddy over correctly guessing the theme tunes to popular TV shows, where Paddy insists on going by ExactWords including the creators as well as the show titles. Max tries to make amends with her, and discovers that she is actually married to, and has a child with, The Wolfster. The room full of male bodybuilders is certainly a clue though. Maxs counter that he has a good stand-up wash in the sink once a week [[NotHelpingYourCase doesn't exactly help his case]]. * BeardOfEvil: One of Raymond the Bastard's men has a massive beard. * ThemeNaming: Max and his school friends all have nicknames derived from their names that end in "ster": Max-ster, Wolf-ster, Patel-ster, and [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Foster-ster]]. spoken by Paddy to Billy the Butcher when knocking him out with a traffic cone.]]. 5.7K views, 31 likes, 1 loves, 50 comments, 46 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from Best of British Comedy: Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere - Raymond the Bastard Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere Status: Ended. The farmer sells them a breeding pig for 100, which he claims they can sell on for 300. * OohMeAccentsSlipping: When Max sings Thats Why They Call It The Blues in Episode Three, Peter Kays natural voice slips through more than usual. ** Paddy tries to have one at the end of the first episode but the volume of the TV wakes up Max who is less than pleased. After knocking down a cow in the countryside, Max and Paddy approach who they believe to be the farmer and ask for compensation. The pair arrive in London, and immediately have an altercation with the traffic police. Raymond is the worse of Paddy's nightmares when Paddy drops the soap, and is eagerly commented about his manhood as "Stunning, like a young Burt Reynolds!". * EmbarrassingNickname: When he was a child, Paddy wore callipers and braces and was nicknamed Spazzy Paddy. Raymond the Bastard - King of Negotiating | The art - Facebook After an uncomfortable first night, Paddy admits his fear of being 'bummed' (see sodomy) in the shower room by Raymond the Bastard (Raymond Langley). ** In Episode Four, [[spoiler: Max tries to start [[Film/TheShawshankRedemption tunnelling out of prison]].]]. * BearyFunny: Max and Paddy disguise themselves as dancing bears to obtain a TV screen from a supermarket. ), And best of all, we don't pay council tax!". [[spoiler: She tells the Police why Max and Paddy stole a school bus full of children (Max was trying to meet his long lost son), which gets them released from prison but (more immediately) gets them pulled out of the exercise yard just as Raymond The Bastard and cronies are approaching them with the intention of savagely beating and quite possibly killing them.]]. It doesn't leave. max and paddy by ryansimms1234 - Dailymotion Max & Paddy Steal A Plasma Screen | Peter Kay Watch on What is Altria known for? Everal Walsh - Wikipedia Also the farmer isn't very happy about the two killing one of his cows. Email or phone: Password: Forgot account? Paddy is then forced to share a cell with a tennis-playing Cliff Richard impersonator who actually believes he is Cliff. Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere: With Peter Kay, Paddy McGuinness, Lisa Hammond, Tony Mooney. * SeinfeldianConversation: Max and Paddy have these fairly regularly. Paddy's full name is revealed to be Patrick O'Shea. ]], * EstablishingCharacterMoment: [[AxCrazy Billy the Butcher]] is introduced beating, * IWantMyBelovedToBeHappy: An example that is both romantic and non-romantic at the same time. 35K views, 99 likes, 4 loves, 100 comments, 86 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from No Context Max and Paddy: You've got yourself a deal Mr Bastard! PHONE Hello? The police are quickly on to the gang, with only Shannon aware of any crime. The revelation about the girls they took home means that this very likely was the case. Early life He trained at the Academy Drama School, where he was the recipient of the Stage Scholarship. -->''''Don't know where we're going, got no way of knowing. The DVD also included extra workout tips and a segment instructed by Brian Potter live from the Phoenix Club. * IAmAHumanitarian: When pretending to be brutal gangsters, Paddy pretends to have eaten the last person who insulted him, with a perfectly serious face. ** Paddy tries to have one at the end of the first episode but the volume of the TV wakes up Max who is less than pleased. Max and Paddy end up in Dover, where they buy a faulty plasma TV from a crook by the name of Gypsy Joe. Especially when they're on the road. [[HandsomeLech Paddy]] exploits his costume to feel up a little boy's mother. * ADateWithRosiePalms: Paddy tries to have one at the end of the first episode but the volume of the TV wakes up Max who is less than pleased. ]], * LuxuryPrisonSuite: [[spoiler: Max and Paddy get one complete with duvets, a box of, ** Replace "crap" with "fuck" and you've got Mick Bustins exact reaction when he sees [[spoiler: that Max and Paddy have stolen the keys to all of his clients' cars. They come across what they assume is him: a mentally unstable, dirty old man in a field, who instead of giving them compensation money sells them a breeder pig for 100. The lyrics are "Don't know where we're going, Got no way of knowing, Driving on the Road to Nowhere. The two of them get their own back on Brian by claiming there is an outbreak of Anthrax in the club, leading to the club and its staff to be subjected to nude sterilisation. Share the best GIFs now >>> While waiting, Max and Paddy catch the train to Middlewood, which actually turns out to be the last one that day, so the pair are forced to trek back through the woods, but get lost. Max convinces him the best thing to do is make the other prisoners believe they are not just two silly doormen, but genuine big-league gangsters called 'The Phoenix Twins'. Max and Paddy then dress as paramedics and use the TV under a blanket as a stretcher to get all three out of the building. The film, released nationally by Lionsgate Films in June 2011, was based on the 2008 book Screwed: The Truth About Life as a Prison Officer written by the pseudonymous Ronnie Thompson. After being arrested for the school bus robbery, the two of them are in jail. Career His roles on television include Wayne in The Street, Raymond the Bastard in Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere and Cecil in Prime Suspect 5. Shortly after the series, the two characters starred in their own fitness video entitled "Max & Paddy: The Power of Two", which features a cameo from Brian. Kay and McGuinness themselves sang it in the opening sequences of episodes 2 to 6. * ShoutOut: The climax of Episode Two is a homage to ''Series/TheATeam'' complete with the theme tune playing in the background. ]], * [[spoiler: ConvenientlyCellmates: Averted in the case of Max and. * EmbarrassingNickname: When he was a child, Paddy wore callipers and braces and was nicknamed "Spazzy Paddy". ** A variant of this happens at the end of the same episode after Max and Paddy finally get some speakers for their TV and Paddy puts on his [[ParallelPornTitles. * MistakenForGay: A running gag in the first episode is an African family camped near the motorhome catching Max and Paddy in seemingly compromising positions. * JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Max and Paddy. ** Max's attempt to [[spoiler: gradually tunnel out of prison. After a bad first night, Paddy admits his fear of being 'bummed' in the shower room. * CantHoldHisLiquor: Max accuses Paddy of this in the first episode but he contends that he must have been [[SlippingAMickey spiked]]. You should wear a mask and a striped jumper! * ActorAllusion: Paddy's full name is revealed to be Patrick O'Shea. We're Max and Paddy (Paddy and Max! * FatBastard: Not Max, but one of Raymond the Bastard's hired thugs is pretty fat. Beginning on 12th November 2004, Road to Nowhere continued for six thirty minute episodes on Channel 4. [[spoiler: Max decides not to tell his long lost son Daniel that he is his real father; allowing Daniel, Tina, and Kevin. * ShapedLikeItself: Raymond The Bastard is, as youd expect, a bastard. After the previous episode the duo are now being held on remand in prison. * MessyPig: Played with by the pig Max and Paddy end up buying from a mad farmer. * EnfanteTerrible: Apparently, Billy the Butcher earned his nickname by stabbing his care worker ''18 times'', with a ''potato peeler'', just because he didn't like jigsaw puzzles. The first farmer (Graham Walker) that Max and Paddy meet is one of The Grumbleweeds. * AnOfferYouCantRefuse: Raymond makes one with Max and Paddy for his share of the (fictitious) treasure they're pretending to have stolen. See FanDisservice. ]], * [[spoiler: PrisonEpisode: Episode Four after being set up at the end of Episode Three. * {{Catchphrase}}: A few. On one occasional, the pair end up in prison. -->''''Dont know where were going, got no way of knowing. Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere (TV Mini Series 2004) - IMDb Max and Paddy pose as members of staff, and Joe pretends to faint so an ambulance will be called while Max and Paddy steal the TV from the stockroom. ** In Max and Paddys defence, they did tell Brian that he was going to ruin their chances of freedom, so Brian should have known that that something bad was going come out of this. * FatIdiot: Max is as much a KnowNothingKnowItAll as he was back in Phoenix Nights. The 'Row Row Row Your Boat' sequence on the bus is borrowed from Dirty Harry, and in the scene where The Wolfster writes his telephone number on a beermat and hands it to Max, it is clearly a Peter Kay beermat, tying in with Kay's TV adverts for John Smith's Brewery bitter. When this happens, it's usually because the owner only shared it with a small group of people, changed who can see it or it's been deleted. After an uncomfortable first night, Paddy admits his fear of being 'bummed' (see sodomy) in the shower room by Raymond the Bastard (Raymond Langley). Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere Torrent Download - EZTV * LudicrousGibs: Implied in the case of the weird farmer's wife, who got killed by a combine harvester. They reject him, not wanting a high-profile campaign ruining their chances of release. He also keeps a poster of, * BigDamnHeroes: Tina has an offscreen one in Episode Four thats both intentional and accidental. * MistakenForGay: A running gag in the first episode is. * HypocriticalHumor: Max insists that there's a difference between "dwarfs"(he thinks they're people with dwarfism who specifically work at circuses) and "midgets"(which is what he defines his ex-girlfriend Tina as). It doesn't take long before they try selling it. Max and Paddy try to sell the pig on but no-one will take it as it is too old. * ChekhovsGunman / EarlyBirdCameo: Maxs ex-girlfriend Tina appears in flashbacks in Episode Two before playing an important role in Episodes Three and Four. Then Paddy walks in, switches off the radio, and wearily asks "How many times are you going to play that song?". Paddy doesn't oblige, pulling the soap over with his foot while resting his hands on Max's shoulders. * BavarianFireDrill: Max and Paddy posing as paramedics as part of their ZanyScheme to steal a plasma TV. After eventually realising what was going on, the three of them are caught in a chase in a service station, during which Billy shoots Paddy in the bottom. Christine, 33, and Paddy have three children. * ButtMonkey: Gypsy Joe in the first episode. ]], * HeroicSacrifice: Tina is determined to keep the secret that [[spoiler: Max is, * OhCrap: Replace crap with fuck and youve got Mick Bustins exact reaction when he sees [[spoiler: that Max and Paddy have stolen the keys to all of his clients cars.]]. Raymond (The Bastard) 1 episode, 2004 Dean Stephens . What does he do? ** [[Film/MidnightCowboy Paddy going to an audition dressed as a cowboy while "Everybody's Talkin'" plays]]. Singer Tony Christie was to sing the show's theme, but his version was only used once, at the very end of the final episode. Tina, it's Max. After several unsuccessful attempts to sell the pig on to butchers shops, a supermarket, and even a Halal outlet, Max and Paddy decide to kill it themselves to get rid of the burden. In Dover, Max and Paddy buy a plasma television from an Irish crook called Gypsy Joe (played by Brendan O'Carroll). As he's about to shoot Max, Paddy has a second wind, and whacks Shannon around the head with a traffic cone, using Peter Kay's TV catchphrase of "'Ave It!" ''Max And Paddy's Road To Nowhere'' is Creator/Channel4 BritCom spun-off from the popular comedy ''Series/PhoenixNights'' that sees former Phoenix Club doormen Max (Creator/PeterKay) and Paddy (Paddy [=McGuinness=]) aimlessly travelling around Britain in a motorhome that they bought with the proceeds from faking an assassination and pocketing the cash during the final episodes of Phoenix Nights. * TunnelKing: [[spoiler: Maxs attempts at this leave a lot to be desired. They soon realise that they have been conned. This brilliantly observed comedy journey follows the exploits of these two modern outlaws as they escape the club in their prized motorhome and take to the open road, creating havoc across the country. * GreenEyedMonster: Billy the Butcher is murderously jealous of Paddy for replacing him as Max's bouncing partner. Although Brian's actions were self-serving in that they helped to promote the Phoenix more than help Max and Paddy, there was no way he could have known that [[spoiler: he was putting them in danger.]]. Its. Max and Paddy by Ann Jordan - Dailymotion 35K views, 99 likes, 4 loves, 102 comments, 86 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from No Context Max and Paddy: You've got yourself a deal Mr Bastard! See EpicFail.]]. The entire male staff of the Phoenix Club in Episode 4, stripped nude and sprayed with disinfectant. ]], ** Also Max and Paddy in Episode Four when [[spoiler: a news report about them set up by Brian is seen one of the prison's TV; blowing their persona of rich gangsters and revealing to Raymond The Bastard that they have been lying to him. [[DescriptionCut And this is after Max has mentioned him "softening up" in recent years. ''Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere'' is Creator/Channel4 BritCom spun-off from the popular comedy ''Series/PhoenixNights'' that sees former Phoenix Club doormen Max (Creator/PeterKay) and Paddy (Paddy [=McGuinness=]) aimlessly travelling around Britain in a motorhome that they bought with the proceeds from faking an assassination and pocketing the cash during the final episodes of ''Phoenix Nights''. Eventually, she goes to the Police and gets Max and Paddy released at the cost of keeping her secret, as well as finally letting Max meet Daniel after his release.]] Join us in our mission to support and promote British comedy across the decades. Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org. Unfortunately, he meets his old flame Tina, who is then finds out is married to the Wolfster. Raymond the Bastard? Raymond has heard about the pair's alleged big-money heists and robberies, and wants a cut of their money. Sign in Max and Paddy Go To Prison | Peter. The pair are released, having their sentences reduced to community service, and get revenge on Brian Potter by informing the Home Office that there is an outbreak of anthrax at his club. * [[spoiler: ConvenientlyCellmates: Averted in the case of Max and Paddy, along with some LampshadeHanging from a guard.
